Not if they RENDER him senseless first.
Of course, if they get caught, they might have trouble getting a lawyer
to take their CASE. (YA YA, they need a SENSITIVE one, no need to go for
the really cheap shots...) Hey, (not the hebrew letter) if they get
tried in one of the lower courts, is it a LOWER CASE? I heard they were
tried as a CAPITAL offense and SENTENCED to be deCAPitated.
(I started uppercasing the puns, because I was having trouble
determining which words were puns. I wondered about "barman" for a
while... ;-) )
ok i'll quit
tex
"Ayers, Mike" wrote:
>
> What I want to know is: if the fonts cause trouble, will the barman
> call the serif?
>
> > From: Tex Texin [mailto:texin@progress.com]
> > Sent: Tuesday, September 25, 2001 10:01 AM
> >
> > I nearly had a stroke when I read this!
> >
> > Michael Everson typed:
> > Three fonts walk into a bar. The barman, wiping a glass, shakes his
> > head and says to them: "I'll have none of your type in here."
> >
> > Suzanne M. Topping, tried topping him:
> > Gee, and I thought he was going to say:
> > "Why the long face?"
> >
> > Michael (michka) Kaplan" descended below the baseline:
> > What a bunch of characters!
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